Sailor Moon (North American TV Version)
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Episode 38 "Fractious Friends"
>> GIVE UP, SAILOR MOON!
YOU'RE NAILED!
>> YOU'RE SUCH A BIGMOUTH,
MARS.
ALL TALK, NO ACTION.
>> YOU'LL GET ACTION, THEN
YOU'LL WHINE AS USUAL.
>> GIVE US THE WAND.
>> DON'T MAKE US COME GET
IT.
>> IT'S OVER.
DON'T BE STUBBORN.
>> WHAT ARE YOU WAITING
FOR?
WE'RE NOT WAITING ALL NIGHT.
MARS FIRE...
IGNITE!
GUESS I OVERDID IT.
>> SMOOTH MOVE, PYRO!
YOU NEARLY MELTED MY BOOTS.
>> OOPS!
>> WHERE'S THIS ENERGY
COMING FROM?
>> THERE'S FRICTION BETWEEN
SAILOR MOON AND THE OTHERS.
THE SILVER CRYSTAL MUST BE
REACTING.
>> FRICTION?
>> SO I'M TOLD.
NINJANA, GIVE US YOUR
REPORT.
>> YES, MASTER.
>> LET'S HOPE SHE'S
RELIABLE.
>> SHE'S THE BEST.
SHE'S BEEN WATCHING THE
SCOUTS.
TELL US WHAT YOU'VE GOT.
>> HERE.
>> WHAT'S THIS?
>> TAKE A LOOK.
THE SAILOR SCOUTS ARE
TEAMING UP AGAINST SAILOR
MOON.
THEY WANT TO KICK HER OUT,
KEEP THE CRYSTAL, AND CHOOSE
A NEW LEADER.
>> OR IT COULD BE A TRICK!
IT LOOKS REAL, BUT IT COULD
BE A TRAP.
CHECK SOME MORE BEFORE WE
MOVE.
>> NINJANA DOESN'T MAKE
MISTAKES.
>> YOU QUESTION MY ORDERS?
>> YOU HEARD THE QUEEN.
>> I'LL BE IN TOUCH.
>> NICE; PERFECT FOR MY
BLACK DRESS.
>> WHO ARE YOU?
>> NO ONE YOU SHOULD MESS
WITH!
>> CALL THE POLICE!
>> NOBODY'S GOING ANYWHERE.
>>> AAH!
>> CAREER'S OVER, CREEP!
>> IT'S SAILOR MOON!
>> I'M SAILOR MOON,
CHAMPION OF JUSTICE!
>> I'M TREMBLING.
>> CAN I HAVE A WORD WITH
YOU?
>> I'M BUSY HERE.
>> WE'RE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT
AS ONE.
>> I AM ONE!
>> LEADERSHIP'S GONE TO
YOUR HEAD.
>> PRIMA DONN
>> MAYBE WE SHOULD SETTLE
THIS AFTER WE HANDLE THE
BURGLAR?
>> NO, THIS HAS BEEN GOING
ON TOO LONG.
>> THIS IS MUTINY!
YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
>> LOOKS LIKE WE JUST DID.
>> WE'RE SICK OF FOLLOWING
A DINGBAT!
>> DINGBAT!
A HOTHEAD WHO BURNS PEOPLE'S
FEET IS BETTER?
>>> YOU'RE WORSE!
YOU'RE COMPLETELY DUMB!
I WANT OUT!
>> WHAT'S THE PAPARAZZI
DOING HERE?
>> WHAT A SCOOP!
THE SAILOR SCOUTS FIGHTING!
THIS WILL BE FRONT PAGE!
>>> ENOUGH ALREADY!
>> WHO DO YOU THINK YOU
ARE?
AND HOW DID YOU KNOW WE WERE
HERE?
>> THAT'S A SECRET.
ANY TRUTH TO THE BUZZ THAT
YOU'RE SPLITSVILLE?
SAILOR MOON?
>> YOU'RE FROM ONE OF THOSE
CANDID CAMERA SHOWS, RIGHT?
MY FRIENDS ARE PLAYING A
JOKE!
HOPING I'LL MAKE A FOOL OF
MYSELF, RIGHT?
>> IS IT TRUE?
HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO DISH
ABOUT THE REAL SAILOR MOON!
WE'LL PAY BIG BUCKS!
>> I'M OUT OF HERE!
>> NO COMMENT!
>> SOMEONE MUST HAVE SOME
DIRT!
HUH?
>> I HOPE THEY DON'T SPILL.
>> SAILOR MOON!
COULD YOU HELP US DOWN?
>> RIGHT.
SORRY...
>> SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT
THAT REPORTER.
>> BETTER KEEP AN EYE ON
HER.
>> GOOD THING SAILOR MOON
SHOWED UP, OR THAT BURGLAR
COULD HAVE CLEANED US OUT.
>> MUST HAVE BEEN SCARY.
>> YEAH, BUT WHAT'S SCARIER
IS THE SAILOR SCOUTS ARE
TALKING ABOUT SPLITTING UP.
>> FOR REAL?
YOU MUST BE WRONG.
WHY WOULD THEY WANT TO WHEN
SAILOR MOON IS SO COOL?
>> SHE'S SPACEY.
>> SPACEY?
>> HELLO!
>> WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>> NANCY VARGESS, "DAILY
SURPRISE".
COULDN'T HELP HEARING YOU
TALK ABOUT THE SAILOR
SCOUTS.
I WANT THE LATEST.
>> NO COMMENT.
>> I HEARD YOU.
YOU MUST HAVE INSIDE INFO.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT
ROBBERY?
>> ASK HER.
IT'S HER STORE.
>> OH, DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU
WITHOUT PYJAMAS.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
>> YOU TALK FAST.
>> PART OF THE JOB!
SO GIVE ME THE GOODS ABOUT
THE SPAT THEY WERE IN...
>> I COULDN'T SAY.
I MUST HAVE BEEN IN SHOCK.
SERENA, WAIT!
>> IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND,
YOU'VE GOT MY NUMBER.
>> THAT WAS CLOSE.
HOW DID SHE KNOW WHERE OUR
SCHOOL IS?
>> I'M GETTING BAD VIBES.
>> FASTER!
WE CAN'T LET HER GET AWAY!
>> THAT'S IT!
YOU CAN'T USE MY BUTT FOR
PRACTISE KICKS!
TRY THIS, MARS!
>> THIS IS YOUR GIG.
BUT EVERY TIME YOU EAT A
LITTLE DIRT, YOU WANT TO
CALL THINGS OFF.
AND YOU WONDER WHY WE DON'T
RESPECT YOU.
>> MAYBE THIS ISN'T A GOOD
IDEA, BUT THERE MUST BE A
WAY TO FIND AN ENTRANCE TO
THE NEGAVERSE THAT DOESN'T
HURT.
>> IF YOU WANT TO FREE
TUXEDO MASK, YOU HAVE TO BE
WILLING TO TAKE A FEW
KNOCKS.
>> BUT COULDN'T WE PRACTISE
MORE GENTLY?
>> WHAT A WIMP!
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO
ROLUNTEERED TO FAKE OUT THE
NEGAVERSE.
THEY'LL THINK YOU WA TO
QUIT THEN COME TAKE YOU BACK
WITH THEM.
>> I DON'T LIKE THIS.
>> IT'S TOO LATE NOW.
THE NEGAVERSE HAS ITS
FEELERS OUT.
IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO, YOU
SHOULD HAVE TOLD US BEFORE.
>> KEEP IT DOWN; MY HEAD
HURTS.
>> ARTEMIS, HAS THE "DAILY
SURPRISE" REPORTED THE
ROBBERY?
>> SURE.
THAT REPORTER WAS IN ON THE
WHOLE THING.
>>> WHAT?
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>> LOOK AT THIS!
SERENA, CAN'T YOU KEEP YOUR
JAWS SHUT?
>> WHAT?
>> YOUR MOUTH IS HUGE!
>> TALK ABOUT A BIG MOUTH!
>> MAYBE IT'S THE ANGLE?
>> STOP FIGHTING.
WE'VE BEEN WATCHING THAT
REPORTER.
NANCY VARGESS USUALLY WORKS
ON INTERNATIONAL STORIES,
NOT PIDDLY STORE ROBBERIES.
>> YOU THINK THE NEGAVERSE
GOT HER?
>> YES.
>> THAT MEANS I'M A BETTER
ACTOR THAN I THOUGHT.
THAT'S COOL!
THE NEGAVERSE THINKS I WANT
TO DITCH YOU!
>> YOU MEAN WE WANT TO
DITCH YOU.
>> THAT TOO.
>> THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO
FIND OUT.
>> ARE YOU REALLY WILLING
TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS?
WE CAN CALL IT OFF.
>> PIECE OF CAKE!
>> I KNOW YOU CAN, BUT
WE'LL BE STANDING BY IF YOU
GET INTO TROUBLE.
>> GUARANTEED IF SERENA'S
INVOLVED.
>> WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
RAE, I'M STARTING TO BELIEVE
YOU WANT ME TO REALLY QUIT.
>> DO YOU MEAN THAT?
>> SHE'S MADE IT CLEAR SHE
WANTS TO BE LEADER.
>> THAT'S HISTORY!
>> OH, YEAH?
I CAN DO IT LONGER THAN YOU!
>> WANNA BET?
>> ANYONE GOT SOME ASPIRIN?
>> THIS IS THE PLACE.
>>> WHOA!
>> SHE MUST TAKE MILLIONS
OF PICTURES TO PAY FOR THIS
PLACE.
>> STOP GAWKING AND RING
THE BELL!
>> ALL RIGHT.
>>> GOOD LUCK!
>> OKAY...
>> MAY I HELP YOU?
>> NANCY VARGESS?
I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM SAILOR
MOON.
>> REALLY?
HER GRAMMAR'S HORRIBLE.
SHE WANTS TO MEET ME AT THE
PARK AT 11:00 TONIGHT, AND
TO COME ALONE.
WILL DO AN INTERVIEW WITH
THE "DAILY SURPRISE",
DISCUSS LEAVING THE SCOUTS.
HOW DID YOU END UP WITH
THIS?
DO YOU KNOW HER?
>> MY FRIEND MOLLY FOUND IT
AFTER THE BURGLARY, BUT SHE
WAS TOO SHY TO COME...
>> HOPE IT WASN'T TOO MUCH
TROUBLE TO BRING.
>> NO, IT WAS ON MY WAY TO
THE LIBRARY!
>> SO SAILOR MOON WANTS
OUT!
>> BERYL'S RESTLESS.
WHAT'S UP?
>> SEE FOR YOURSELF.
>> YOU'RE TURNING INTO A
BAT.
>> SNIDEMEISTER!
CHECK IT OUT.
>> SHE CAN'T SPELL.
>> I'M MEETING SAILOR MOON
TONIGHT.
I ASSUME YOU'RE COMING?
>> YES.
WOULDN'T WANT TO MISS HER
SURRENDER.
>> WON'T BE LONG NOW.
SCARY PLACE, BUT I'LL GO
THROUGH WITH THIS TO FIND
THE ENTRANCE TO THE
NEGAVERSE.
I'LL SHOW THEM.
>> SAILOR MOON?
>> HOW'D YOU GET HERE?
>> LOOK, I'M THE ONE ASKING
THE QUESTIONS.
>> SORRY, BUT I'M NOT USED
TO SQUEALING TO THE PRESS.
>> LET'S GET STARTED.
>> OKAY.
>> YOU'RE QUITTING THE HERO
BUSINESS?
>> YEAH, TOO MUCH
COMPETITION AND JEALOUSY.
>> YEAH.
SO I HEARD.
>> OH!
THE BURGLAR!
>> MORE THAN A BURGLAR!
WELCOME, MALACHITE.
>> MALACHITE!
>> ALWAYS A PLEASURE!
>> WHY ARE YOU HERE?
IF I KNEW YOU WERE COMING, I
WOULDN'T HAVE WASTED TIME
WITH THIS AIRHEAD.
>> WHO'S AN AIRHEAD?
>> MUST HAVE BEEN
MISQUOTED.
>> LET'S STICK TO BUSINESS.
HERE'S THE DEAL: GIVE US THE
CRYSTAL, AND WE'LL LET YOU
COME BACK WITH US.
>> JUST BECAUSE I QUIT THE
SAILOR SCOUTS, I WOULDN'T
WORK FOR THE NEGAVERSE!
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO DEAL!
>> NOT EVEN TO SAVE TUXEDO
MASK?
HE'S NOT DOING SO WELL.
>> YOU'RE BLUFFING.
>> NO, HE'S VERY WEAK.
WE'RE NOT SURE HOW LONG
HE'LL LAST.
THAT LAST BATTLE TOOK IT OUT
OF HIM.
I'M SURE HE'D FEEL BETTER
WITH YOU AROUND.
COME BACK AND YOU'LL BE
TOGETHER.
>> HE DOESN'T REMEMBER ME.
>> YES, HE DOES.
THAT'S WHY WE HAVEN'T
DESTROYED YOU.
>> LIAR!
>> I DON'T APPRECIATE THAT!
IF YOU WANT TO SEE HIM
AGAIN, HAND OVER THE WAND
NOW!
>> IF HE'S TELLING THE
TRUTH, MAYBE I CAN TRICK HIM
AND SAVE DARRIEN.
>> WHAT'LL IT BE, PRINCESS?
>> I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
>> WHICH IS?
>> BRING TUXEDO MASK HERE
AND I'LL MAKE HIM BETTER,
THEN GIVE YOU THE WAND.
IS IT A DEAL?
>> DID YOU HEAR THAT?
SHE'D GIVE UP THE WAND!
>> MALACHITE, WE'VE GOT
COMPANY.
SHOULD I GET RID OF THEM?
>> THEY'RE NOT IMPORTANT
ANYMORE.
>> SO, IS IT A DEAL?
IF NOT, DON'T WASTE MY TIME!
>> TUXEDO MASK ISN'T STRONG
ENOUGH TO TRAVEL.
>> THEN FORGET IT.
EW!
>> HE'S THROUGH THAT WARP
HOLE, WITH YOUR FREEDOM!
QUEEN BERYL WILL GIVE YOU
ANYTHING YOU WANT.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
>> KIND OF CREEPY.
>> AFRAID?
>> NO!
BUT IF I GO, DON'T LET THE
SAILOR BRATS FOLLOW ME.
>> WHY IS SHE CALLING US
BRATS?
>> IT'S PART OF THE PLAN.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT
THE WARP.
NO OFFENCE, BUT I DON'T
TRUST YOU.
>> YOU'RE NOT SO DUMB AFTER
ALL.
>> HELP!
>> HELP!
>> WHERE'S THAT CRYSTAL?
>> I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE
TRUSTED YOU!
>> POOR SOUL!
IT NEVER CROSSED YOUR MIND
TO DOUBLECROSS US?
TOO BAD YOU'RE NOT A SCOUT.
THEY COULD HAVE HELPED.
>> THEY'LL BE HERE!
THEY'RE STILL YOUR ENEMY!
>> YOU THINK THEY'D SAVE
YOU?
>> WE SHOULD HELP.
>> STICK TO HER PLAN.
>> RIGHT!
REMEMBER DARRIEN.
WE HAVE TO GET READINGS ON
THAT WARP HOLE WITH YOUR
COMPUTER.
>> HAND OVER THE WAND.
YOU DON'T NEED IT ANYMORE.
YOU'RE RETIRED.
>> DON'T DO IT!
>> SHE WON'T.
>> YOUR FRIENDS OBVIOUSLY
DON'T CARE.
>> MAYBE THEY REALLY DO
WANT TO GET RID OF ME...
WAS THAT THE POINT OF THIS?
>> I CAN'T STAND IT!
LET'S GO!
>> ME, TOO!
>> NO, GO WITH THE PLAN!
>> I'M LOSING PATIENCE.
>> THE PLAN'S FAILED AND
THEY'LL GET THE WAND.
>> AND THE CRYSTAL.
>> NO, THEY WON'T.
>> SAILOR MARS!
>> IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
SHE LEFT IT IN MY ROOM, SO I
KEPT IT.
>> THAT WASN'T RIGHT.
>> IT'S NOT BECAUSE I WANT
IT.
>> SURE?
>> HELP!
>> GIVE UP!
>> NOT WITHOUT SEEING
DARRIEN!
>> THAT WON'T HAPPEN!
>> HOW WILL SHE FIGHT?
>> SAILOR SCOUTS, I NEED
HELP!
>> HELP ME PROTECT THE
CRYSTAL.
SAILOR SCOUTS, CHARGE!
>> IT'S ABOUT TIME.
>> BACK OFF!
SAILOR SCOUTS ARE HERE!
I AM MARS!
>> I AM MERCURY!
>> SAILOR JUPITER!
>> SAILOR VENUS!
>> WE ARE THE SAILOR
SCOUTS!
>> CHAMPIONS OF JUSTICE!
>> NOT A MOMENT TOO SOON.
>> YOU FINALLY SHOWED UP.
THE SCOUTS ARE STILL A TEAM.
>> WELL, EVERYONE MAKES
MISTAKES!
MARS FIRE...
IGNITE!
>> THAT FEELS GOOD!
>> JUPITER THUNDER...
>> VENUS CRESCENT BEAM...
>> CRASH!
>> SMASH!
>> YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE
LAST OF ME!
UNTIL NEXT TIME!
>> GIVE ME THAT CRYSTAL!
>> TRANSFORM HER!
>> BETTER MULTIPLY MY ODDS,
SINCE THERE ARE SO MANY OF
YOU!
WHICH ONE GOES FIRST?
>> I WILL.
MERCURY BUBBLES...
BLAST!
>> FEEL KIND OF LOST?
YOU ARE, BUT NOT FOR LONG.
I'M SAILOR MOON, CHAMPION OF
JUSTICE!
I RIGHT WRONGS AND TRIUMPH
OVER EVIL.
AND THAT'S YOU!
>> TRY IT!
>> MARS FIRE...
IGNITE!
>> SHE'S PAST TENSE.
MOON HEALING ACTIVATION!
>> ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> SURE.
BUT CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT YOU
WERE DOING WITH MY WAND?
>> YOU LEFT IT UNDER MY
BED!
>> WHY'D YOU WAIT SO LONG
TO SAVE ME?
>> WE WERE TRYING TO GET
READINGS ON THE WARP HOLE.
>> WHAT WAS YOUR CUE?
MY FACE TURNING BLUE?
>> YOU'RE SUCH A WHINER!
>> TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!
>> WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?
>> I DO, BUT THEY'RE NOT
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